Tim is supposed to be back any day now- at least to his base in Georgia. Farewell Iraq! Forever!

He won't be here in Texas yet for a bit. I'm holding all his belongings ransom so he has to come this way. I have hidden his car in a patch of giant nettles and banana trees- surrounded by well-fed Texas fire ants. I know he loves us but I imagine he might want a little space and peace and quiet too. Things can be pretty hectic around here. I have them scattered all around the house so he will have to come and ask me! I'm unavoidable.

Tis' true. I attended a homeschool conference once. The main guest speaker made a comparison. He asked if anyone knew the difference between a Pit Bull Terrier and a home school mom...........


Lipstick.